Thus, begins the epic story which is that of Will and Jamie.

One day Will and Jamie were walking around a Bi-Lo. They looked at food labels and laughed at the odd...labelings. Until they suddenly heard background music, which, ironically, was the Jaws theme.

"Oh my." Said Jamie. "Do you hear that?" Asked Will. There was a sudden buzzing noise, getting closer. They looked down the aisle.

There was an old man on a driving grocery cart, laughing evilly, heading their way. He was wearing intimidating goggles. "MOVE OUTTA THE WAY, SONNY!" He yelled.

"Nnooooo!!" Will screamed, and leaped into Jamie's arms. Jamie ran, and then they saw a fat baby in a grocery cart. They stopped, and laughed. Will grabbed a box of Little Debbies. They each scarfed one. "You want some?" Will asked with a full mouth. The baby nodded. "Well too bad!" He exclaimed, jumping into Jamie's arms again. They ran from the fat baby, and the old man, screaming totally un-manly screams. Such as, "EEEEP!"

Will sobbed, and cried in Jamie's arms as The Big Guy ran, carrying The Little Guy. Jamie, being huge, and Will, being a whole lot smaller than him.

They continued running, until they got to the road. Jamie looked both ways and trotted across the road, Wilbur in tow. He set Will down. Will got into a fetal position and cried. Jamie vowed vengeance on the evil Fat Baby and Speedy Old Guy.

"I vow vengeance on the fat baby and fast old guy!" Jamie said. This made Will happy. They went to Jamie's house, where they obtained a few of his swords. Then, they set off for Bi-Lo.

Upon arrival, a storm struck. The sky was as black as...black. Thunder and lightning boomed and....erm...crackled. They entered the dark labyrinth of a Bi-Lo.

All was dark and creepy. The customers had left. The people that worked there were in the back. Or so they thought.

Wielding a sword that was bigger than Will, Jamie led the duo. Will followed, two smaller swords in his hands. They crept along, until they heard...."Rawr! I'm a big fuzzy bunny! FEAR ME!" 

It was indeed a big fuzzy bunny. With big, nasty teeth. Will screamed and wet himself. Jamie gasped and lobbed his sword at it. But missed, and hit an innocent bystanding cake.   "Nooooo! Not the cake!" Will said. And he went back to crying.

"Har har har, I'm a big evil fuzzy bunny. And now, I'ma gonna eat ya!! RAWR!"  The Big Fuzzy Bunny said. Will and Jamie ran around the store. The BFB hopping behind them menacingly, threatening to bite their little heads off. It was then, Jamie tripped. "ARGH!" Said he. "Go, Will! Run!"

Will frowned and said, "I am NOT leavin' you behind, man!!" And dragged Jamie 2 inches. "Screw this, you're heavy." Will said, and ran away.

Will kept running down the frozen foods aisle, and heard a scream from the other side of the store. "Jamie....Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Will got in the freezer to hide, and cried because his Big Buddy had died. He was no longer the Little Guy of a duo. He was just a Little Guy.

Will sobbed and cried as he thought of memories from when they had gone camping at Carowinds, and Edisto Beach. He remembered they rode rides together, vomited together, checked out hot chicks together, had jaw dropping action when they saw....

Ah, he remembered! Putty. A group of abnormally sexy girls, the kind that make your jaw drop and your pants tight, if you're a guy. They nicknamed this group, "Putty" because Will had walked up to them and said, "I'm like wet putty in your hands." (True story) Will thought, "If I could just say, "Putty" enough, Jamie could hear me and bust out of the Bunny's belly!"

Will leaped out of the freezer, to find the bunny snacking down on some hot pockets. Will screamed an extremely high pitched scream, the kind that 15 year old guys shouldn't be able to do. The bunny was startled. Will began yelling, "JAMIE! PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY!" The bunny had a confused look on his face, and all was silent. But then...a rumbling was heard. Jamie climbed out of the bunny's mouth, covered in saliva and stomach fluids.

"Raaaahhhh!!" Jamie yelled, prying the bunny's mouth open. He then ran to the liquor aisle, grabbed a bottle of strong stuff, ran to the paper towels, stuffed one down in there, and got some matches. He ran back to the frozen food aisle where Will was in the freezer, as the Bunny roared and chomped at the icebox. Jamie lit the paper towel, and tossed it down the bunny's roaring throat. "Will! Get out of there and RUN!" Jamie said, as he began running to the store entrance. He looked behind him, and there Will was, screaming that high pitched scream. Then, once he caught up, all was silent...the rumbling was heard again. They looked at a random glass of water. It began rippling to a small beat.

"It's just like jurassic park..." Will said. Then the bloodthirsty bunny emerged from the aisle, and roared. Jamie and Will screamed. They ran, and looked back occasionally. Once they were out of the store, they heard an explosion, and a cry of pain.

TO BE CONTINUED