This website is my story. But it isn't just my story. This is your story too. This is the story of rock 'n' roll. And this is my story. But it isn't just my story.....Wait, can I start over?

My real name is Finnigan Gregory Peter Belmenheim. I found the name Jim in a shoebox behind some mall. It followed me home and taught me to play the guitar.

My website began to take off when I was eleven years old. Unfortunately, it took off without me. It really stunk. And after four years, (I'm 15 now) It's finally awesome. But in those four years, I rambled the state, plucking my trusty mariachi amigo guitar. At one point, I was a sandwich artist.

I started writing songs to confuse my enemies. I'm sure you remember my early hits, "The Mailman Song,"  "We like sausage" and "Don't you see that flying goat." I know I don't. I don't remember much of anything these days. I think I made a website. At least that's what they tell me. And they should know.

I couldn't have made this website any better if I tried. But I didn't, so I guess you'll never know. I hope you like it. And if not....get outta here.

Rusty: This guy....is so cool...he brings a tear to my eye...

Daniel: My man, if I could be siamese twin to anybody, it'd be this guy. Seriously. He is by far the coolest. He also brings a tear to my eye.

Will: This is my Mini-Me. Seriously. <('.'<) It's Kirby! t('.'t) It's Kirby flipping you off!

Courtney: HEYA BIG SISTER!

Laken: Ohmagosh..ur so funny....I lurve you, big sis.

Travis: Me buddy! He KNOWS professional makeup. Har har.

Eden: SIS TO THE ER! HEY!

Caleb: My little cousin...He's so weird, and so am I, I guess it runs in the family. But we're cool.

Genise Rabon(ator)-I love this woman. If she weren't married, and I was ten years older...Er, but don't tell anyone I said that. Har har.

Robbie-My cop partner, and all around insane awesome guy. He loves me for owning a certain CD. Therefore, I love him too. He should really consider a career as a sandwich artist. He makes a MEAN jelly bean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth.

Neil-I don't really know if I spelled his name right, but this is the guy that nicknamed me, "Mario" because of my hat and outfit. And one of the most random guys I know. Plus he's a hottie. Wait, did I say that?....Oh lord. I did. Eep.

Jessica A.-She's quiet, older than me, and I don't really know her all that well, but she's Robbie's girlfriend, drives me home, and seems all around awesome. So she's in here.

Shelley Spence-Har, I love this woman! She be amazin'. Seriously. I won the, "Shelley Spence thinks I'm as cute as a button" award because of her. Not anyone else, but me.

Lauren Gilbert-You could like, fry an egg on her forehead. Even though she doesn't have a fever...Argh! But she's cool anyway.

Amy-Also, total hottie and awesome person. Totally. We had a great time together at the Military Ball!

Lizzie-Just when you thought it wasn't possible, we have yet another hottie. (I know many of them, they just happen to be my favorite.) She tackles me every day. It gets painful sometimes. But hey, free hug.

Jenny, "Little Riddle" Riddle-Amazingly amazing awesome person. Seriously. Queen of Improv, if I do say so myself. And I do. Or do I?

Brittany-She used to sit next to me in computer tech. Now she sits across from me. My entertainment has left! Noooo!

Patrick-THE COOLEST GUY........EVER. If you say otherwise, I'll eat your face.

Glenn-I'm a superhero. I'm Mayonaisse Man. Yet I'm Glenn's sidekick. Glenn is the "Amazing Non-Pissable." Because it's impossible to piss him off. Seriously, we've tried.

Jamie-Yeah, I put myself in here! I'm that cool. At least, I wish I was....

Buddy-Yeah, his name is Buddy, but we call him Buddy. My role model, and one of the coolest guys in the world.

Shawn-The man that completes the Trio of Buddy, Shawn, and Jamie. You know how it is. Go SHAWN!

Duncan-Vice President of the FFOA (Fat Friends Of America) and my long lost twin.

Liz-Spastic li'l lady in me Drama class.

Kristi-She's super cool. I sit next to her in computer tech now. Not Brittany. I love them both, though! They're super awesome. And Kristi is silly and makes me laugh. Yay!

If I forgot you, well that's just too bad....Um, yay White Knoll High? I'm still going to make the principal hate me. It's..uh..what I do.

THE MANY VERSIONS OF KIRBY

Kirby- <('.'<)

Kirby Flippin' You Off- <('.'t)

Kirby, DOUBLE DEUCE- t('.'t)

Amazed Kirby- <(O.O<)

Kirby On Crack- <(O.o<)

Happy Kirby- <(^.^<)

Mad Kirby- <(>.<<)

KO'd Kirby- <(*.*<)

Rich Kirby- <($.$<)

Kirby With Eyeglass- <('.Q<)

Sad Kirby- <(v.v<)

BLOCK KIRBY- <['.'<]

Confused Kirby- <(o.o<)

Dizzy Kirby-<(~.~<)

Sleepy Kirby-<(-.-<)

Clown Kirby-<(+.+<)

Running Awaaaay!- (>`,`)>

*Thumbs up*

Brief Summary of the Site.

Home: Self-explanatory. But incase your intelligence is so bitterly low, then I'll explain. It's the page you're on right now! And the main one! Yay!

About Page: Really, there's nothing on there but a few journal type things I wrote, and currently am writing. Just incase you care, or have some fairy godmotherlike advice or something. Hey, it could happen!

What's New: Eh, nothing really. Infact, it's just a story about my friend Will and I that I'm in the middle of writing.

Favorite Links: Ahahaha! This is the majesty of that which is Rusty and Jamie. It's a fabulously awesome story that I wrote, about the adventures of me, and my best friend, partner in crime, worthy sidekick, and trusty companion, Rusty. It's long, but superbly awesome. Again, you should read it. ALL. Hahahaha!

Custom Pages: All of them will be a Gamer's heaven. The first will be PS2 game reviews, second will be Gamecube, third will be PC. I don't have an Xbox, so if you're looking for reviews about one of those, you're S.O.L. The fourth page will be cheat codes, if I ever find any out...And I haven't.

Photo Page: Ah, the meat of the hilarity here at Psycho's. Look at them, they're awesome.

A song I wrote.

~Oh how I wish I was a mailmaaan! Delivering lots of letters every day! I'd give one to my grandma and then to Uncle Joe, then to my buddy Rusty a magazine that's filled with hoes! Ohhh!~

~Oh how I wish I was a mailmaaan! Delivering lots of letters every day! I'd give one to my grandpa and then to Uncle Roy, then to me buddy Travis the latest edition of Playboy! Ohh!~

WKHPAC Rules. White Knoll High Performing Arts Company. I'm into the whole Drama deal. w00t.

Below is my E-mail address. Feel free to e-mail me with feedback, site ideas, site partnerships, etc.