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I have decided to give old people a lesson in Hip speaking...like this. Friend=Homey Hello=Yo May I borrow some money?=Spot me some cash dawg!
That is a nice car.=Dang, bro, dat's a tight ride!
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Pete
Pete broke his finger and called his friend. Pete said, "Maybe I should go see a doctor." his friend said, "No, there is this new machine at the drug store. Just put in a sample of your urin and it tells you the cure." Pete decided he had nothing to lose. He filled his pee in a jar, and rode off to the drug store. He put in 10 dollars, put in the urin and lights started blinking and sounds started buzzing. That night Pete wondered if this technology could be fooled. He took a stool sample from his dog, urin samples from his wife and his daughter, put in some tap water, and picked his nose and tossed it in there. He took it to the drug store. Put in 10 dollars, put in the concoction and lights blinked and sounds buzzed. The slip of paper read, "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softner. Your dog has a ringworm, bathe him in anti-fungal shampoo. Your wife is pregnant, twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer. Your daughter does drugs. Take her to a rehabilitation center, and if you don't quit picking your nose your finger will never get better.
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Hehehe...I'm...not an escaping inmate.....no way man. *cough*
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