An adventure that helped start the genius which is the Epic of Jamie and Rusty
I was walking down the street and then it started to storm. I was walking up the path and the only shelter was the Old Haunted Murray House. People have been lost in there and never came out. As I was walking towards the house, I saw a woman, it seemed creepy though, she acted all strange. She said, "My baby is in that house. Please help me. Whatever you do, don't walk in the shadows, they live in the SHADOWS!" I was like, "mmkay..." So I went in the house, and low and behold, I heard a baby. So I went deeper in the house and then this big dude walks up and I was like, "Dude, you're tall!" and he was like, "HoW dArE yOu InVaDe My HoUsE!!" and I was like, "Dude I just came to get the baby..." and he was like, "Oh! Ok! RiGhT tHiS wAy!" So I followed him, got the baby and told the guy, "Hey I'll be right back we can play poker and invite some of my pals." he said, "Ok!" so I gave the woman her baby and went back in the house. The dude was like, "I aM sAlAzAr!" I'm like, "I'm Jamie, whatzup?" and he's like, "HoWdY!" so I called the guys, and we played Poker even though Salazar was a zombie, but we go there every Friday night and play poker. Sometimes we play dress up or Puffy Pony Pals, but DON'T TELL ANYONE. I have no part in it I just provide the costumes...But anyway that is my exciting story. Don't go in Salazar's house, or he'll kill you, unless you say Jamie sent you.