When I asked her to the Military Ball, I had a HUGE crush on her, (And still do,) and my plan was to ask her to go to that, then when slow dancing, ask her if she wanted to be my girlfriend or something. And dangit. She had a boyfriend by this time. The plan was genius, but the situation caused problems.

Now, friends, the Great Jambino is very much in love, but can't do anything about it. "Oh, you don't even know what love is," you might say. Or you might say, "You're not in love, you just like her alot." No, friends. I'm in love. Hopefully she doesn't know my website, and I don't think she does.~February 13, Sunday, 2005

Today is Valentine's Day. Also known as, "Miserable Single Lovesick Person's Day." And I'm sitting in probably the most boring class, EVER. The teacher is really nice, but...it's so...boring...Aggggghhh....Regardless! I didn't get that special girl a Valentine's gift, like I gave her a Christmas teddy, because then her, and her boyfriend, would suspect something is up, and he might beat the ever-living crap out of me. I really like her though. I remember when I first met her, I thought she was a babe. (Shwing.) But it wasn't until I got to know her during the school play that I developed a ginormous crush on her. Normally I'm happy-go-lucky...today I'm depressed. I should have made my move quicker....argh. I'll try to think of something...maybe I can manage to sweep her off her feet and make her swoon. If not...well, at least I know I tried. I'll update you on the story t'morrow.~February 14, Monday, 2005

The day after Valentines. And what a day it is. It's like, 8 in the morning, and I'm as bored as mess. I didn't see her yesterday, which made me sad. I just moped around being depressed. Ah well. I won't give up! I WILL think of something! As Wayne Campbell would say..."She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine."   Well, I'm not gonna hold her at gunpoint and say, "BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND DATE ME INSTEAD!" Or force her to do anything, for that matter. I hate guys like that. All I can do is be her friend until they DO break up, then I'll wait a bit, since girls like to have a little bit of single time, and THEN make my move. A crude plan, but maybe it will work. Wish me luck, you few psycho fans out there! (If there are any...) The Great Jambino is on a mission!~February 15, Tuesday, 2005

The 17th. Our last day of school until we're out for a 5 day vacation. I haven't seen, spoken to, or heard from...Her. I've seen her sister, her friends, etc. But not her. And it hurts. Arrrrgh. I guess I could play the field a little, but...it doesn't feel right. I've tried, and it feels like even though I'm only her friend, we've made a commitment to each other. All I can do is wait...Love hurts. Whatever! I'll talk no more of it. When it happens...it happens. If it doesn't....we'll see what happens then...*Sigh.*~February 17, Thursday, 2005

5 Day weekend is over! Thank GOD. I went camping, and got lost in the woods for three hours. And we were supposed to go to the beach. How stupid is that? I hate this class because all we do is sit in front of a computer...I get enough of that at home. Seriously. Anyway, camping. I took my friend Will, and it was...interesting. The kid flatulates alot, and MAN that guy could kill a skunk. Seriously!! Anyway, we went to this restaurant,  some kind of "Edisto Bar & Grille" with that unnessecary E at the end. And let me just say, that place is an EXCELLENT munchbox. Totally. Will and I were scoping the beach out, (Yes, there was a beach, but we had to like, drive to it.) looking for ladies, (Mainly, I was trying to get my mind off of Mystery Woman. Well, Mystery to you.) and we saw a few. Will screamed out some pretty weird things to them, and they cut him evil looks. Quite hilarious. Anyway, getting lost in the woods was no fun at all. I was all tired and junk. I just wanted to sleep, and I was angry that I couldn't because I had no bed. I found my way back though, and slept in the camper. Woohoo! After that I just hooked up the PS2 and went at it. I mean, 3 hours of woodlands and nature...I need some playstation, man.~February 23, Wednesday, 2005

Okay, so, I've moved on from that one girl, and found another girl. She's a senior, I'm a freshman. Crazy, huh? You might be thinking, "Oh man, you're an idiot." But, as it would seem, she likes another freshman. That guy being my next door neighbor, who was trying to hook us up. So I've pretty much lost my touch with the ladies. I still like her alot. Seriously. Ah well, keep the pimp juices flowing, I say.~March 2, Wednesday, 2005

Holy mess, it's May. I haven't really updated my life on here in a while. Well, good people. 18 months of singleness. It's summer, school is out, I'm still crazy and superbly awesome...life is good. But it would be splendiferous if there were a girl in it. Ah well. I'm getting a steady cash flow now, which is good. Still job searching, although. I simply get paid for doing chores around my house and yardwork for a few people. I guess it's not all bad, seeing as there IS a potential female in my life. Bam shika bam bam. I'm listening to some Gregorian Monk chant. It's awesome. I'm gonna go be a monk now. Latex!~May 28, 2005